I'm Annoyed - Aren't You?
In the world in general, this is small taters. I know that. But this is my soapbox so I use it to complain about shit that bugs me personally.
For years now, in an act of protest against the Evil Robot Overlords (and Fuckerburger), I've used my naked butt as my profile photo. The Robots tossed me into FB jail over and over for WORDS, fucking WORDS, so I was fed up. I read their stupid-ass rules about what was and wasn't allowed and came upon the fact that buttocks were allowed as long as no orifices were involved. I thought: "Aha."
And so my campaign began, much to the chagrin of my poor brother in law, Don, who it absolutely seemed to bother. Sorry, Don. And it worked. I mean, it didn't change the slobbering stupidity of the Robots but no one in corporate seemed remotely interested in my ass. I got creative with it. Most people, I think, enjoyed my efforts.
Yesterday, for the first time in quite a while, I used one of my butt photos - all of which are still on my FB page in my photos - as a profile pic. I forget if I was pissed off or just felt cheeky. And within a minute or two, I was warned and my photo removed. Bastards!
Apparently, they've now banned buttocks except under very specific conditions (medical, I guess) because the Baby Jesus only know what sort of damage I could do to the general public with my butt.
I wonder how they would feel about the giant with an erection. It's art, innit? I bet they hate art.
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