I AM A FUCKING PUBLIC FIGURE!

 

 

 

 

 

No nude butts, unless... 

 

 

 

 

 

According to Facebook guidelines "visible anus and/or fully nude close-ups of buttocks" aren't allowed on the platform "unless photoshopped on a public figure." 

 

Plus, I don't think this counts as anything like a "close-up".  You want a close-up, Zuck?  I mean, for comparison purposes?  I can do that for you.